Vivisms, vol 25

Duh, Mommy...
Me (to Nate): I need to get a Banana Republic card so I can run up the bill.
Vivi: Not run up the bill, Mommy, run up the HILL!

Plotting...
Vivi: Daddy can we watch Vivi TV?
Nate: Not right now honey, I'm watching the weather.
Vivi: Hm, well ok then.  But when Charlotte is asleep and you are asleep and Mommy is asleep and the couch is all empty then I'm watching Vivi TV.

Eating dinner
Nate: Don't lick your spoon, ok? Take a bite like a polite big girl.
Vivi: Boy aren't polite. Boys are gross. You're a boy, right Daddy?

Playing with her "guys"
Vivi: Ladies and gentlemen!...

Me: Why are you out here? Do you want to watch a different movie? (She was watching "Spirited Away")
Vivi: Yeah because it's too fast, and I don't understand it, and I can't hear it with my ear things.